Dinner Table Challenge!

Okay - so me and my friends like to try this fun thing sometimes while we are dining at restaurants and stuff [ex. Denny's, taco bell... Denny's]. Some call it absurdity - we just know it as humor. Every time we go out somewhere, which - being a relatively new tradition, has only been a few times, we like to try and add some spice to our waiter/waitee relationship. We choose a word - or a genre of words that must be Incorporated somewhere in the oderers order, and then you see who can make the best ones and give all all sorts of phony awards at the end.

This tradition was invented on new years day, 2007, at some place off crown valley. After staying up all night cracking Mitch Headburgh jokes all night long, [not saying his jokes... just making jokes out of his name and how funny it is.] we decided to find some way to incorporate "Mitch" into our order. It wouldn't really be to humorous if I expanded and went into great detail, kinda one of those 'had to be there' type of funnies.

But tonight - we decided to play again, this time with the theme: countries on planet earth. With so many to choose from, we were bound to get a laugh or two - maybe even some salt and pepper trophies from some of us. Here are some of the winners.

"Can I have the grand slam breakfast... and can I get those eggs African Poached?"
Landon - Most Absurd

"Hmm... I think I'm gonna go with the New England clam chowder. I am feeling very all American tonight."
Myself - Most Patriotic

"I was gonna get the Turkey sandwich, but after Peruzing the menu a bit more I think I am gonna go something with French fries, as long as they are not to Greecey."
Chase - Most Brilliant

"I think I'll have the Turkey sandwich? Actually... I'll just have a water."
Emily - Most Redundant

"I Rwand-a Bolivia of Chili. Kenya maybe go as the waitress? I never Chad it before and it looks pretty delicious."
Group Effort - Most Punny

"Yeah Chase - you better not be getting anything to fatty, its all gonna drop straight to Djibouti."
Landon - Best Burn

"Dang, this food costs like a Brazillian dollars! Iran here to catch up with all my friends and must have left my wallet at house in all that Russian. Can someone go grab that Can-a-da change from the van?"
Myself- Most Not-Wanting-To-Pay-For-My-Own-Meal-ish

Denny's does breakfast... the fun way.


Well... that's all I can recollect from this particular expedition... but tell me, if you were sitting at that table tonight with us, what would you have said?