Something Fishy is Going On... V-1.0

And I'm not talking about any tuna casserole. Or even salmon dumplings for that matter... Maybe a Tod's boat, though.

[that was entirely relevant - i'll explain later.]

I am beginning to think more and more that I might be sharing a split personality. Or I am being incredibly selfish with half of it... or something. The entity I am speaking of lies in the host body of this guy.

Immediate Evidence of Multiple Person[s] in Harmony Syndrome - [MPHS... not to be confused with MVHS]
a. Same name.
b. Near identical musical interests.
c. Similar humor style.
f. Common appreciation for the above three items.

I know- its an f. Deal with it.

Lets go back for a minute... Circa 2007 - first week of July. While conversing with this apparent distant twin, [perhaps an immediate cousin, or some other polar extreme], the genre of Hanson came about. [Yes - Hanson does in fact possess His own genre... and pronoun.] I mentioned that Hanson was my first DBB [defining-boy-band] and PMI [prominent-musical-interest]. He said it was his too, so I gave him a test.

You know how everyone acts like they don't know any of the names of Pokemon but say they used to love it? Quit fooling yourself people - I'm sure you know all about gym battles and rare-candy coast sailing expeditions. Sixth slot? Pokemasters - you know what I'm talkin about. Oh, anyways - typically it goes like this.

Pseudo-fan: 'Oh yeah! hanson, [lowercase is evident in articulation] - dudes with the girly hair who sang, you know, like mmm-bop, shoo-bop, shoo-bop, WOO!'

[if anyone can name that song pseudo-fan was mistaken with, i will seriously kiss your feet.]

I won't go to in depth to Hanson in this entry... but ultimately - he answered the question correctly. We karaokied through a few verses of such songs including: Weird, Thinking of You, Middle of Nowhere, Yearbook, Pictures, and so on. He is the first of the male species I have come across with the same completely nothingtobeguiltyabout-pleasure.

I think thats enough evidence. Case closed.

[mostly - I'm just trying to cut back on blog length. keep your eyes open for part two.]



now check this out... potentially the most widely versatile use of nineteen-ninety television editing effects.

Oh - and about that Todd's boat thing... thats just a piece of sushi. We split on about a month ago - so there.

I use brackets way too much. I must like Sigur Ros.



I can't not put this here... another perfect example of the brilliance that is Hanson - and the ingenious of His videos.

three highlights.
1. zach's totally pop-star mic
2. isaacs wifebeat
3. closeups on the acoustic...
there is no acoustic in this song.