Friday, September 28, 2007

Deputy Mark

today was a pretty noteworthy visit to the old house of isaiah.
for those unaware - the place i am speaking of in the following blog is a paticular homeless shelter in santa ana with the accompaniment of a particular seven year old named mark jr.
i think i [mark] actually filled up like 4 pages of significant events [words bearing extreme resemblance to a fire-truck... just without the ire-tr]

here's a look.
check it out.


Top Left: I am no priest... but i think i can recognize a confession when i see one.

Top Right: I don't know if you're aware... but Mark is, to date - the youngest police officer/squadron-commander/chief of all things good in all of santa ana.
This is his latest police report. The details are as follows. Officer Johnson [ a code name... of course ] was just sitting in the security room down at the local Mc-Dee's enjoying a double-chee... when all of the sudden, some thug busts onto camera, and i quote, "The kid stoled Mc-Donalds French Fries and chicken nuggets... and some curly fries. I busted his butt."
The report was sent to official secretarial staff of inner-city-police-services [aka: jason leith] for review. The file was approved. Sentence: The man returns the confiscated potato products and is sent to the chair.
Electric... of course. Gotta keep those thugs off the street.

Anyways... on with the bottom right:
According to our linguistics interpretative analisist [jason leith], it appears to say ffuack - an Italian originated word for 'double fuack,' not do be confused with the SFB double thwack.
Either that... or it is what it looks like and Top-Left was just words of apology.

For proof that said information is, indeed, a result of the mighty deputy himself, i had him autograph the bottom left picture, circled in digi-highlights:
Mark Jr.

Oh... how rude of me to skip proper introductions.
This is the notebook in which the above was documented.


He rides along in not-back pocket anywhere i choose to go.
We have been through a lot together.
I think i will do a follow-up series.
Ride deserves some time in the spotlight.


6 comments:

Carson Leith said...

chill

Alyssa said...

ahh i miss mark jr!

David Hughes said...

hahahaha what the heck...i know i like it...i just don't know why...hahaha

rachel kalei. said...

DAVID!

I READ THIS. and i want more.

Anonymous said...

here i am.

reading your blog.


I ALSO READ THIS.

and your fans are waiting.

tal said...

glad to see you haven't changed one bit darling.